What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?

“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”

In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …

And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...

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Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.

Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.

Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!

What is the most sentimental item you inherited from someone dear to you and what does it mean to you?

Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.

Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?

Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …

When North Koreans visit other countries for the Olympics, what stops some of them fleeing away into that host country?

In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …

Marijuana makes Jesus cry!

Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!

What is every dictators biggest fear?

I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.

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Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.

What measures are shipping companies taking to navigate around conflict zones like the Red Sea and Black Sea?

Shameless vixen! Trollop!

Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!

Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!

How do scientists behave?

Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)

After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.

¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!

How do the Sola Scrptura folks react to the Dead Sea Scrolls and other more recent discoveries of ancient Biblical texts not among those canonized by Martin Luther?

Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!

Make Nazis afraid again!

Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.

What do most wives fantasize about?

At least until the peyote kicks in ...

But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!

Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.

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Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.

Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.

Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.

What did someone say to you that instantly made you realize their life was in danger?

Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority

I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.

And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.

Why do I randomly start sweating a lot in public (while waiting in line, in a new class, etc.) then start sweating more because I’m embarrassed that I’m sweating so much? Is this social anxiety?

Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.